EMO Computer

MONITOR: I feel so sad, everyday people looks at me.

KEYBOARD: I'm worse.. getting beaten everyday.

MOUSE: NO... people touches me everyday

USB: I'm worst! i get poke daily..

DISKETTE: Haiz.... nobody pokes me anymore nowadays :(

THUMBDRIVE: Don't think any of you can feel as bad as me, being poke here and there everywhere and once careless I'll get virus!

CPU: Hey guys, if you think I'm feeling good getting pokes by so many stuff than you are wrong! After they poke me, they just stay put and don't move... now that's call uncomfortable okay?

Lastly.................

SPEAKER: Stop complaining!!!
Why is it that all of you are the ones getting touch and poke but I am the one moaning????!