A rich, lonely widow decides she need a man in her life - so she places an advert in the local paper. it reads:
Rich widow looking for kind man to share life and fortune with. Must never beat me up or run away, and has to be great in bed.
For several months, her phone rings off the hook and applications pour through her letterbox, but none seem to match her qualifications. Then one day the doorbell rings. She opens the door to find a man, with no arms and no legs, lying on the welcome mat.
"Who are you?" she asked, perplexed. "And what do you want?"
"hi," he replies, "your search is over, for i'm the man of your dreams. I've got no arms to beat you up and no legs so i can't run away."
"Hmm," she says, unconvinced. "What make you think you are so great in bed?"
He looks at her smugly. " Well," he grins. "I rang the doorbell didn't i?"
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